Buddy TV’s ‘100 Sexiest Men of 2012’ kind of makes me feel like a dirty old lady.

So I stumbled upon Buddy TV’s list of the top 100 sexy guys of 2012 (BuddyTV Slideshow | TV’s 100 Sexiest Men of 2012.,) and I have to say that I don’t have my finger on the pulse of TV like I used to. I didn’t know who a lot of these guys were, and many of them looked way too young to be considered sexy unless you’re a teenager. I just kind of skipped over those dudes.

I was pleased to see that Lucas Bryant made it in at 97, although I have to say that Haven and I are a thing of the past. I got tired of the whole bolt gun killer and Jordan thing a few episodes ago and let it drop.

Sam Palladio from Nashville, who came in at 82, looks like the kind of guy I hope my daughter brings home some day.

I have some mixed emotions about Charlie Hunnam making the list at number 80. I love Sons of Anarchy, and I can see that he’s pretty hot, but I don’t know… Jax doesn’t have anything on Juice. No one has a smile like that. I’m a season behind on Sons, by the way, so no spoilers if Jax or Juice are dead by now.

I’m kind of creeped out that Evan Peters showed up on the list. Yeah, I guess he’s good looking, but how can you think of someone from American Horror Story that way? Gross.

Good for Adam Scott for being number 34.

True Blood really brought home the bacon with Ryan Kwanten at #22 (who wouldn’t spend a night with lovable Jason,) Alexander Skarsgard at #15 (yes, please,) and Joe Manganiello at #7. I stopped reading from there, because there’s no way six people in this world could look any better than Joe Manganiello.